3 acessos
Então, tinha esse garoto que
Viajou para o Singapura e trouxe junto sua lata de spray
E quando ele finalmente voltou
Ele tinha marcas de cano por todo o traseiro
Ele disse que eram de quando
O diretor da prisão o espancou violentamente
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
(chicotada) Ahh
E tinha essa garota que
Jurou que um dia seria uma patinadora campeã
E quando ela finalmente conseguiu
Ele viu uma outra garota que era melhor que ela (*brilho*)
E ela contratou um caras para
acertar aquela garota no joelho
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
(*tropeça*) Ahh
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Elas foram pagos por suas entrevistas
E venderam os direitos para uma série de TV
Então, esse cara que
deixou a esposa tão chateada que um dia ela cortou a salsicha dele fora
E quando ele finalmente acordou
descobriu que o seu Sr. Felicidade tinha sumido
Ele não podia explicar direito por quê
Sempre esteve lá
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)
Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)
Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)
Ahh ahh (ALi) ahh ahh (Onde), ahh ahh (Ali) ahh ahh (está)
(Ali onde, ali está)
(Ali onde, ali está)
Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
[whip sound] Ahh
Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better [ding sound]
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the kneecap
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
[thwack sound] Ahh
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
They got paid for their sound bites
And sold their TV movie rights
And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
(There were, there is)
(There were, there is)