I'm jaded and you're beautiful
I'm deluded and envious of you
You're carin' that I'm hurtin'
but I'm laughing 'cause I'm lying
And you believe what I say to be true
This is the way God made me!
no social skills
and you express yourself
You're learned degrees upon your wall
no invitation to the ball
This is the way God made me
You're picture perfect
you walk about so contented the trees call out your name
You're clean and I'm so ignorant
I'm basic and I'm jaded and