I knew you were a psycho right from the start
You measure your friends by the way that they fart
When my friends come around i feel so degraded
You act like a dweeb they say, "is he related?"
Hey pizza face you look like a blister
I don't tell anyone you're my sister
Look at those teeth you look like a beaver
And those ears of yours look like radar receivers
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Get off my case you big butt face
You're too weird for the human race
You're a mental monkey that belongs in a zoo
And all of your friends are as geeky as you
You eat like a pig and you look like one too
It smells like something died in your shoes
You got potatoes growing out of your ears
Are you planning on taking a bath this year?
You got a body just like donald duck
Your face could stop a garbage truck
You camp in the bathroom to fix your hair
Its not halloween who you trying to scare?
Go look in the mirror you look like a dork
Has someone been stabbing your face with a fork?
You don't need nose plugs when you go for a swim
You could plug up those nostrils with two bowling pins
You think you're hot and you think you're great
How come you can't get a human to date?
You and your boyfriend were made for each other
He looks like freddy and you look like his mother