2 acessos
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis wasmissing again.
This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy alot of
the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get mein trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I goto a
party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of meremember
what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and Icouldn't find
it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn'tseen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet coz for some reason, Ileave
it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it popsup to let
me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but theywere no help
either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't likebeing without
my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and Ireally
hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a fewhours of
searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I wasstarting
to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.Then as I
walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all thosepeople
sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penislying on a
blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. Ihad to
buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.I took it
home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again.Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,but I don't
know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like havinga
detachable penis.